- Point at Spain on a map.
- Poke your Bugs until they finally leave your room.
- Flip a light switch.
- Strike terror into the hearts of nearby God is Greater Party attendees by holding it while you tell stories.
- Practice saying strange words like Alohamora! Or just Aloha! And you could pretend you were in Hawaii, and you're on a posh cruise ship and your wand is merely an extension of your posh finger which points at whatever your posh heart desires.
- Whack it on a nightstand to wake up your siblings.
- Eat marshmallow creme (drizzled with chocolate) right out of the jar.
- Hook a scrunchie from the floor when you're on your bed and you don't want to get up to get it.
- Break light bulbs.
- Poke the home button on your iPod. Attach the finger of one of those "I can still use my iPod!" gloves and you've got an instant HP stylus.
- Threaten/discipline children in the back seat.
- Firewood.
- Door handle for an HP fort.
- Poke the "on" button on your microwave.
- Inspiration for really really ridiculous posts like this.
- OR as inspiration for your fantasy novel and all of your crazy dreams.